February 2012
112 posts
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age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
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basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
oh wow
so like
klainemalfoy replied to your post: Isn’t it nice when your friends ignore you around…
i know that feel
Sucks, right?
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Isn’t it nice when your friends ignore you around their other friends because they’re embarrassed to know you?
finetakeyourbananas:
kissedmequiteinsane:
blainetheasspirate:
redsolostripper:
Still the greatest
and keep your dick in your pants lemon head
always reblog
omg
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
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Someone just started a conversation about harry potter with me.
He released a tsunami of bottled up emotions.
BRB
googleing the nearest cliff.
viathevoid:
tyleroakley:
Just one of those posts I can’t NOT reblog.
it’s back oh god
OMG
WHAT IS THIS
I CAN NOT BREATHE
OMG
OMG
FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
OMG
I’M ACTUALLY DYING
things i'm good at
- sleeping
- being awkward and unappealing
- eating
- watching doctor who
the vast majority of the human race pisses me off.
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I really don’t want to go back to that prison. I hate 98% of the people there, I put up with 1% and actually like the rest. The longer i spend there the more i want to fucking punch every one.
But I will go back, because i don’t have a choice.
I don't understand the point in google MapCrunch.
oh god not again.